22,300 Feet

Land the plane now!

That’s not the agreement and it’s a bad decision. I told you before we took off that we weren’t gonna land until things had changed down there. Why would you suggest I build a solar plane if you just wanted to land before it got better?

I didn’t realize what it was going to be like ok?! I don’t think the rumors are true anyway, I think you can do it and be totally fine! Besides, I can’t keep drinking juice out of cans. I can’t and I also don’t want to. We shouldn’t be stuck so far away. How will we survive you and I?

So you’d rather be down there? You’d rather I try to do it again?

Yes, down there where we have our lives and we have our families and where Nike provides the best arch support money can buy.

You have your family. I need more than a family, I need a gun license.

My family is your family, they’ll help you re-learn how to do it

And what if the rumors are true? What if jogging kills me?

Then I’ll make a GoFundMe for you